D&D Quote Out of Context #4

Player: I rolled a Natural 20! That’s a 27 total.

DM: For what?

Player: Perception.

DM: Oh I see. You will need to roll again.

Player: What?! Why?

DM: It’s pitch black in here.

Player: …I perceive through my skin!

She discovered that she was cold and damp. Definitely in a cave. 100% certain of it.

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