Not Gud: An Unskilled Guide to Bloodborne

If I can beat Bloodborne, so can you!

I timidly tiptoed my way through Demon’s Souls. I clumsily bodied my way through Dark Souls 1, and fought through frustration with Dark Souls 2. All the while, I never truly managed to ‘Git Gud‘.

I did not parry. I did not dodge effectively. I did not mess with any weapon that required finesse. In all three cases, I put on the biggest armour, found the biggest tool for bopping, and found a way.

I did not think I would survive very long in Bloodborne. The game is different, because it promotes more aggression and refused to give me a shield to hide behind.

To my surprise, I not only made it through, but I have now completed the game (twice), and the DLC, and the Chalice Dungeons required for the trophy. What’s more, I really enjoyed it. My favourite experience with a From Software game to date.

And if I can do it, so can you. Here’s how I did it:

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