Student: Hitler? …I mean, Sir?
I’ve been called worse.
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Teaching Quote Out of Context #3
Student: The people behind the Gunpowder Plot were all Catholics. They were unhappy about the way they were treated. At the time, England was a Prostitute country.
What have I been teaching them?
Teaching Quote Out of Context #2
Student: Sir?
Teacher: Yes?
Student: You know everything we’ve been looking at? The Treaty of Versailles… The League of Nations…
Teacher: I do, yes.
Student: Did it really happen?
Teacher (passively): Yes. History as a study of things in the past.
Student (nodding): Okay cool, thank you sir.
[Student goes back to work, but sees their friend staring at them open-mouthed.]
Student (unwavering): It was a 50-50 question, so I had to ask.
If you do not ask, you do not learn.
Teaching Quote Out of Context #1
Student: I could never be a spy. I can’t do a roly-poly.
James Bond is famous for his forward rolls.
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