Fantastic Beasts and How to Slay Them: Jarvey

Some days, it’s a flying, invisible snake with horns. Other days, it’s a pixie that can carry people up a mountainside.

Not today though.

Today it’s a ferret that drops the F bomb.


Not much of a fight, not much of an encounter at all really. Depending on your outlook, this is either the best or worst kind of pet. On the one hand, it’s a big, beefy ferret that you can talk to. On the other hand, it only wants to use it’s understanding of language to cuss. To some, that might be the very best kind of animal companion.

Thank You For Reading

The rest of the Fantastic Beasts I’ve converted to Dungeons & Dragons can be found here.

Author: Rufus Scott

I am a long term Gamer, a full-time History Teacher and a part-time geek. I enjoy writing about the positive aspects of gaming, especially when it comes to education. My posts are sometimes nostalgic, occasionally irrelevant, largely meant to provoke further discussion. I'll sometimes punctuate these whimsical ramblings with a random comment on gaming and/or teaching.

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