[taps fingers on desk] …
[shrugs] yeah, I’ve got nothing.
So, I gave it a burrow speed because it has a den. I also gave it perception, because it has really big eyes… [shrugs again]
I mean, it’s cute. It’s also weird when the moon is out. None of that really lends to a thrilling stat block.
It might make a curious pet. It’s not going to do much, but each beast needs stats, so… here you go, I guess…
Don’t worry though, next week we have a [checks notes]…a rat with an anemone on its back… that’s okay I guess. [check notes] wait, it’s bite does what?! On boy.
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